Paris patronized pint-sized Pesci

Paris Hilton put her stiletto in her mouth again when she recently ran into Joe Pesci and decided to dole out career advice. Apparently the celebutard went up to the pint-sized Pesci and proceeded to tell him she loved him in The Godfather, or so says the UK’s Daily Star. After trying to correct her, suggesting she may be thinking of Goodfellas (you know, a movie he actually appeared in), she blamed him for the mix up because he hadn’t stayed in the spotlight enough by appearing in mainstream movies like Home Alone. A source said Pesci “was literally speechless when Paris advised him to do another mainstream movie. The first two Home Alones came out when she was a little girl, so she was a big fan. But Paris clearly didn’t have a clue about his legendary silver screen status. The room gnawed their fists in a collective cringe.” The source added: “It was just another example of Paris’s giant ego and tiny brain. But unintentionally she put a smile on Pesci’s face as he left the restaurant. He thought she was funny.”

Let’s compare careers, shall we? Joe Pesci has an Academy Award, Paris Hilton has a Razzie; Joe Pesci has starred alongside such fine actors as Robert De Niro (Raging Bull), Tommy Lee Jones, Donald Sutherland, Sissy Spacek, John Candy, Kevin Costner (all in JFK), Matt Damon and Angelina Jolie (The Good Shepherd), while Paris Hilton has starred under Rick Salomon in 1 Night in Paris and alongside Carmen Electra (Pledge This!), Jason Mewes (Bottoms Up), Elisha Cuthbert and Chad Michael Murray (House of Wax); the name of Joe Pesci’s next flick is Love Ranch and costars Helen Mirren while one of Paris Hilton’s next movies is called The Hottie and the Nottie.