Lohan diary

Rumour has it Lindsay Lohan is planning to publish her personal diary. According to HollyScoop.com, “Lohan wants to publish her diary, which will reveal intimate details about her rocky road to fame.” A source supposedly told OK! magazine that Linds "wants it to be reminiscent of Drew Barrymore's Little Girl Lost, which is about struggling with addiction as a child star." Hmm, where to begin with comments? First off, the chances of the “diary” being factually accurate are right up there with A Million Little Pieces. Second, how come this chick keeps comparing herself to others - I wanna be like Drew Barrymore, I want a director-actor relationship like Scorsese and DiCaprio – don’t you have any original ideas?

Razzies noms are in...

It’s the opposite of the Oscars. The Razzies give awards for the worst movies of the year, and this year’s nominations have Lindsay Lohan’s I Know Who Killed Me in the lead with a whopping nine nods. On the Razzie site, it called I Know Who Killed Me a “Lindsay Lohan ‘vehicle’ that proved as dangerous for its star as any car she ever ran off the road.” The movie’s up for Worst Picture, Worst Screenplay, Worst Director and Worst Screen Couple (this is a double nom for Lohan as she played opposite herself as twins… she was much better the first time she did this in The Parent Trap when she was young and still had potential). But that’s not all, in addition to the double couple nominations, each of Lohan’s twins are individually nominated in the Worst Actress category, this feat’s a first in Razzie history. Similarly, Eddie Murphy’s multiple characters in Norbit got nominations for Worst Supporting Actor, Worst Supporting Actress, Worst Actor and a double one in the Worst Couple category. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry was also in the mix, being nominated for Worst Actor (Adam Sandler), Worst Supporting Actor (the annoying Kevin James), Worst Supporting Actress (Jessica Biel) and Worst Screen Couple (Sandler and EITHER James OR Biel). Other noteworthy nominations includes the very diverse Nicolas Cage with a three-for-one in the Worst Actor category (getting nominations for Ghost Rider, National Treasure: Book of Secrets and Next). Jessica Alba got the same deal in the Worst Actress category (for Awake, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and Good Luck Chuck) AND she also won a nod in the Worst Screen Couple category (with either Hayden Christensen, Ioan Gruffudd or Dane Cook).

Lindsay Lohan sent to the morgue?

Lindsay Lohan was supposedly sent to the morgue, but don’t fret, she wasn’t wearing a toe tag. The trip, which was part of the punishment for a DUI, saw the starlette spend two four-hour days at the dead body bungalow as part of a court-ordered program, BreakingNews.ie reported. In another part of the program, Lohan will purportedly be placed in a hospital’s accident and emergency department to see what could come of her careless actions.

Brad Renfro, R.I.P.

Brad Renfro, one of my childhood crushes, passed away earlier this week at the young age of 25 from yet-to-be-known causes. Renfro, who starred in the movie adap of Grisham’s The Client and Tom and Huck with JTT in the mid ‘90s, was found not breathing by friends Tuesday morning (January 15). According to People magazine, Renfro’s pals called 911 and the paramedics declared him dead at the scene. Though the cause of death is not yet known, it has been known (rather publicly) that the former child star struggled with substance abuse. LA county coroner chief investigator Craig Harvey told People that an overdose is a "possibility considering his history, but right now all we have is the history of his drinking the previous night… All that we have is that he was last known to be alive during the morning hours and he was snoring." Renfro had a troubled life. He once tried to steal a yacht and was caught in a police sting that led to a felony charge for attempting to possess heroin. Renfro’s former defence attorney, Blair Berk (who’s also repped Lindsay Lohan and Mel Gibson), talked to People about the tragic death. "As critical and prescient as you become in this town, all I did was cry when I heard the news," he said. "I feel in some respects like we all failed."

Mr Blackwell's wicked worst-dressed list

It’s that time of the year again, bitchy Mr Blackwell releases his worst-dressed list and knocks the egos of some wannabe fashionista celebs down a couple pegs. Coming in at number one was Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham (who recently discussed her dreams of being a stylist, ouch). "Forget the fashion spice — wearing a skirt would suffice!,” Blackwell said. “In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em." Into second place - by a beehive - was Amy Winehouse (who, on a sorta related topic, recently just dyed her hair platinum blonde) of whom Blackwell wrote: "Exploding beehives above… tacky polka-dots below... she's part ‘50s car-hop horror." Of third place’s Mary-Kate Olsen, he simply said: "YIKES!,” adding, “In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary-Kate's look is hard to explain... she resembles a tattered toothpick trapped in a hurricane!" Fourth place’s Fergie had her fashion described as "Another style-free 'Fergie' in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!" (love the rhymes!) She may be an American Idol, but a fashion idol Kelly Clarkson is not since she took a fifth place position. "Her heavenly voice soars above the rest... but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of 'ProActive' — but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!" In sixth was Bond babe Eva Green who was apparently "Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!" Canuck Avril Lavigne landed in seventh and earned the comment: "Gothic makeup courtesy of the mad spatula — Fashions provided by... The house of Dracula!" Next came Jessica Simpson who was warned to: "Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!" The penultimate position went to Lindsay Lohan: "Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low." And last but not least, Alison Arngrim: "Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmer’s Almanac." However, o be fair to Arngrim, she did grow up playing Nellie on Little House on the Prairie, the fashion (or lack there of) was bound to rub off on her. But the piece of news that’s getting as much if not more coverage than people who actually landed on the list, is that Britney was spared. “For those of you who were expecting to see Britney's name adorn the 2007 list, I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval,” Blackwell said. “I hope 2008 is a better year for her.”

Lohan’s triple tongue tango

Like Carmen Sandiego, I’ve been asking myself where in the world is Lindsay Lohan? The tartlette’s been laying low as of late but she seems to have decided to make up for lost time by kissing not one, not two, but three guys in the span of 24 hours. According to the UK’s Daily Mail (who has a lovely selection of photographic evidence as well as mugs shots of the men here), la-la-la-Lohan was in Capri for a film fest when she met her first victim. Alessandro Di Nunzio, a waiter, went from a number exchange to a saliva exchange. Then she played tonsil hockey with an older Italian actor who the Mail identified as Eduardo Costa (in which case he’s pretty low pro, however, it could be a typo and be Edoardo Costa who was some dude named Emerson in Live Free or Die Hard). And finally there was another Italian actor, Dario Faiella (said to be the son of some Italiano music man named Peppino di Capri), who took the top prize and got to go back to her hotel where he was snapped shirtless on her balcony. Lohan, you saucy little minx!

La-Lohan and La-Ledger?

We haven’t heard much from our fave flame-haired wild child, but it looks like Lindsay Lohan’s getting back in the Hollywood saddle by saddling a Hollywood stud. Apparently she ditched the dude she found in rehab and has since been seen locking lips with Heath Ledger. "Lindsay and Heath hit it off straight away,” a source told Aussie mag NW. “When she left the club she started texting him straight away and they hooked up a few times while she was still in New York. They were meeting late at night for sex. It was purely physical." Why would such a sexy star from Down Under want to get down and under her?