Tara talks botched butchering

Tara Reid has had her body augmented and sucked with not the best results, but apparently she won't let that stop her from considering going under the knife again in the future. "I know there are problems with my stomach," she was quoted as confessing by the UK's Sun. "There are bumps on it, it's uneven, but it's not that bad. I like a tanned stomach so that's why I'm going to keep wearing a bikini. It's my choice."

While I'm 100% pro-choice, I think I'll make it my choice to avoid seeing snapshots of the almost always scantily clad actress and watch Paris Hilton in Repo! The Genetic Opera instead.

Reid went on to explain her feelings on surgery, comparing it to a near-fatal experience. "It's like surviving a plane crash and getting on a plane again," she said. "[My stomach scars] are my battle wounds; boom, that's it. Would I pose naked in front of a random person? No. Would I do the cover of Playboy? No. But my boyfriend thinks I'm sexy, and that's all I care about."

Good for you, but let's just try to cover up so your bf's the only one who has to see all of you from now on.