WAG reality?

Eva Longoria recently shelled out advice to Jessica Simpson via the media on how to handle dating a sports star. Considering the number of celebs who are dating or married to athletes, InsideEonline.com’s Emer Schlosser suggested someone throw all the WAG’s in a house and call it reality television. You got Eva Longoria (who’s married to basketball star Tony Parker), Jessica Simpson (who’s dating footballer Tony Romo), Victoria Beckham (married to the sexiest of them all, soccer star David Beckham), and then whichever blonde’s dating Sean Avery that week. It would be a full house that could possibly rival The Surreal World.

Mr Blackwell's wicked worst-dressed list

It’s that time of the year again, bitchy Mr Blackwell releases his worst-dressed list and knocks the egos of some wannabe fashionista celebs down a couple pegs. Coming in at number one was Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham (who recently discussed her dreams of being a stylist, ouch). "Forget the fashion spice — wearing a skirt would suffice!,” Blackwell said. “In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em." Into second place - by a beehive - was Amy Winehouse (who, on a sorta related topic, recently just dyed her hair platinum blonde) of whom Blackwell wrote: "Exploding beehives above… tacky polka-dots below... she's part ‘50s car-hop horror." Of third place’s Mary-Kate Olsen, he simply said: "YIKES!,” adding, “In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary-Kate's look is hard to explain... she resembles a tattered toothpick trapped in a hurricane!" Fourth place’s Fergie had her fashion described as "Another style-free 'Fergie' in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!" (love the rhymes!) She may be an American Idol, but a fashion idol Kelly Clarkson is not since she took a fifth place position. "Her heavenly voice soars above the rest... but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of 'ProActive' — but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!" In sixth was Bond babe Eva Green who was apparently "Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!" Canuck Avril Lavigne landed in seventh and earned the comment: "Gothic makeup courtesy of the mad spatula — Fashions provided by... The house of Dracula!" Next came Jessica Simpson who was warned to: "Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!" The penultimate position went to Lindsay Lohan: "Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low." And last but not least, Alison Arngrim: "Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmer’s Almanac." However, o be fair to Arngrim, she did grow up playing Nellie on Little House on the Prairie, the fashion (or lack there of) was bound to rub off on her. But the piece of news that’s getting as much if not more coverage than people who actually landed on the list, is that Britney was spared. “For those of you who were expecting to see Britney's name adorn the 2007 list, I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval,” Blackwell said. “I hope 2008 is a better year for her.”

Blame the blonde

Just like pirates didn’t like women on boats, it seems women are equally unlucky in the stands watching their boyfriend’s sports games. Jessica Simpson’s been under attack from Dallas Cowboy fans after she watched in the stands as her flavour de jour, quarterback Tony Romo, lost his game. "Is Jessica Simpson the football version of Memo Paris, the blonde bombshell who was kryptonite to Roy Hobbs' Wonderboy in The Natural?," Cowboy fan site ,The 'Boys Blog, pondered, People magazine reported. "Everybody's due a bad day at the office, but if Romo plays like this next week, Jessica Simpson will become the most hated celebrity significant other since Yoko Ono." Ouch, better find a disguise if you wanna watch your man in action again, Jessica. Better yet, watch it on TV.

Is Simpson gonna strip?

Jessica Simpson is supposedly looking to be seen as a serious actress. So what does she think will catapult her to serious thespian star status? Nudity! In a story that seems so unSimpson-esque (Daisy Duke short shorts being as naked as she’s ever gotten), the singer-turned-actress is supposedly considering stripping for the screen. "Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting,” a source was quoted by the UK’s Sun as saying. "The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all." However, the Sun made two very good points. Firstly, it didn’t save Saved by the Bell’s Elizabeth Berkley acting career when she stripped in Showgirls. Secondly, Jessica’s religious father/manager Joe was quoted as saying: "The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I told them, 'I think we'll just buy a statue of a little man and keep our clothes on.'"