Not hunky enough for Halliwell

Geri Halliwell went to a fashion show but was disappointed by the puny male models walking the runway. She was hoping for some hunky eye candy. “So, Spice Girls have gone all fashionista darlings!!!,” she wrote on the Spice Blog. “It’s been wonderful collaborating with Roberto Cavalli on our tour wardrobe. We went to his Menswear fashion show on Monday. They flew us over in a private jet; it was such fun and glamourous, and the clothes were gorgeous. Okay, I have to be honest. I was hoping to check out the eye candy and stare at hot male models but they weren’t my cup of tea. I like my man to have bit more meat on his bones.” I hear ya Geri, I don’t like a guy who looks like I could snap him in two.

Posh proud of Beck’s package

Just as Samantha was smitten with Smith’s giant underwear ad on Sex and the City, Victoria Beckham’s proud of her man’s large package. "I'm proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It's great," the Posh tart told the UK’s Sun about David Beckham’s bulging bratwurst. "It's huge. It's enormous. Massive." The Spice Girl added, "If I looked like that I'd walk down the street in my panties too." However, that’s not a far stretch considering some of the skimpy outfits she flits around in look like lingerie.