Conceited Céline

Céline Dion is one of the world’s biggest stars (I’m not talking size wise, clearly, the girl turns sideways and she disappears); she’s right up there with Barbra Streisand and… um…. [fill in the name of any diva here]. It appears this Canadian songbird thinks the world will eagerly listen if she name drops. When talking to Parade magazine about her son’s home schooling the chest-pounding singer said: “We have a wonderful teacher. Her name is Kerri. There! Now she will be the world’s most-famous teacher.” Right, on my list of famous teachers I’ll stick her right up there with Timothy Leary, Alfred Kinsey and Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society.