Hilton helping Spears?

Britney Spears’s life is falling apart in front of the world, but her good ol’ bff Paris Hilton is there to vouch for her. "She's a very sweet girl and I love her to death," Hilton said in an interview with E! News, BreakingNews.ie reported. "I wish the best for her, and I just wish everyone would leave her alone so she could live her life... She's a great mother and a great girl, and I really care about her." Spears is currently fighting for custody of her children – 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James – who were decdme to be in better hands with their father, Kevin Federline. I’m sure Hilton prob meant to help, but as I told InsideEonline.com, I highly doubt the word of a previously imprisoned socialite will help her.

Trump’s cheap love?

Donald Trump, your reasons for liking someone are as awful as your hair. The Donald recently revealed why he changed his opinion of Kevin Federline. "I used to say terrible things about Kevin, but I saw him being interviewed once and he said his all-time hero was Donald Trump. That's why he started wearing suits. So I actually think he is a fantastic guy and a wonderful husband," Trump was quoted by OK! magazine as saying. Wow, so I guess a suit and sucking up is all it takes? Check out InsideEonline.com for what Trump had to say about Federslime’s babies’ mama, Britney Spears.

Ripper war?

Paris Hilton and Britney Spears could be headed toward a cataclysmic catfight by stepping on each other’s turf if they both open their own strip clubs in Sin City. “Britney was excited about this project for months and is really pissed with Paris that things have come to this,” a source told the UK’s Daily Star. “And that’s even before she heard Paris has been partying with Kevin [Federline]. Britney has always thought of stripping as a bit like art – as a skill. So when some Vegas-based developers approached her about investing money into three exclusive strip joints, which she wants to call Toxic Heaven, she jumped at the chance. But then Paris heard about the plans through her younger sister Nicky, who is a hotelier, and jumped on the bandwagon. She [was] wanting to open her own strip joints, calling them Shagadillic. Paris is now in talks with business developers about the idea and wants to involve Nicky to keep it within the family. She thinks they can trounce Britney.” Oh yeah, and the icing on the cake: it was purportedly Paris who taught Spears to strip in the first place. Ha!

Federline father of the year?

It’s Federslime time! Possibly the freakiest news of the week (topping the possibility of his trainwreck of an exwife being preggers) is that Kevin Federline has made Details magazine’s Good Fathers list and scored the cover. How much did his custody lawyers have to pay for that plug? K-Fed shared the title with Larry Birkhead, the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter. How, you ask? "By being more visible presences in their children's lives than many Hollywood A-listers, they emerged as unlikely candidates for Dad of Year," the mag reads. Hmmmm, making the headlines with your children makes you a positive presence?