Tara talks botched butchering

Tara Reid has had her body augmented and sucked with not the best results, but apparently she won't let that stop her from considering going under the knife again in the future. "I know there are problems with my stomach," she was quoted as confessing by the UK's Sun. "There are bumps on it, it's uneven, but it's not that bad. I like a tanned stomach so that's why I'm going to keep wearing a bikini. It's my choice."

While I'm 100% pro-choice, I think I'll make it my choice to avoid seeing snapshots of the almost always scantily clad actress and watch Paris Hilton in Repo! The Genetic Opera instead.

Reid went on to explain her feelings on surgery, comparing it to a near-fatal experience. "It's like surviving a plane crash and getting on a plane again," she said. "[My stomach scars] are my battle wounds; boom, that's it. Would I pose naked in front of a random person? No. Would I do the cover of Playboy? No. But my boyfriend thinks I'm sexy, and that's all I care about."

Good for you, but let's just try to cover up so your bf's the only one who has to see all of you from now on.

Tara Reid doesn’t seem to understand her party girl rep

Tara Reid, are you really wondering why you got labelled a party girl? “What have I ever really done? Dance on a table? Who doesn’t drink with their friends and have a good time?,” the booby bimbo asked OK! magazine. “I don’t understand why people punish others for being happy. If I have a drink in my hand, it doesn’t make me an alcoholic. If I want a glass of wine, I want a glass of wine. I shouldn’t be afraid of it because of what the media might say. Anything you do, you’re screwed. That’s the lesson I’ve learned." I told InsideEonline.com that the actress-turned-party-gal should take a look at some of the paparazzi snapshots of her and maybe she can jog her memory about how she earned her rep.

Red-light Reid

Tara Reid is purportedly pimping herself out to… uh… pimps? According to the UK’s Sun, the trashtastic celeb is flying Down Under to host a Hookers Ball. Her duties include dressing for a romp in the red light district (shouldn’t be too hard for her to find in her wardrobe) and judging a wet t-shirt contest (also shouldn’t be too hard for her). "It's a night like your 'pimps and prostitutes' or sleaze balls, and it's just a night of less is best,” hospitality manager Guy Dunne said. "We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice. It’s a very naughty night and an opportunity to put your inhibitions down. I believe Tara Reid and her people were very enthusiastic to come here." Wow, sounds like a far stretch for the original Nipplegate party animal, I wonder if her “acting” abilities are up to snuff.
The ad, posted on news.ninemsn.com.au, read: “Darwins naughtiest night of the year is nigh… it’s time to come out of the closet & onto the dance floor… Celebrity Guests, Best Dressed. Bondage Beds, Fantasy, Latex, Pornstars, Erotic Dancers, The Booty Bar, R Rated Very Raunchy Event!” Under that it read: “Hollywood A Lister & Star of Amercian Pie” Can you guess what’s wrong with the last sentence? Here’s a clue, it’s not the incorrect spelling of our southern neighbours. (I think her star status is closer to her cup size than the beginning of the alphabet).