Red-light Reid

Tara Reid is purportedly pimping herself out to… uh… pimps? According to the UK’s Sun, the trashtastic celeb is flying Down Under to host a Hookers Ball. Her duties include dressing for a romp in the red light district (shouldn’t be too hard for her to find in her wardrobe) and judging a wet t-shirt contest (also shouldn’t be too hard for her). "It's a night like your 'pimps and prostitutes' or sleaze balls, and it's just a night of less is best,” hospitality manager Guy Dunne said. "We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice. It’s a very naughty night and an opportunity to put your inhibitions down. I believe Tara Reid and her people were very enthusiastic to come here." Wow, sounds like a far stretch for the original Nipplegate party animal, I wonder if her “acting” abilities are up to snuff.
The ad, posted on news.ninemsn.com.au, read: “Darwins naughtiest night of the year is nigh… it’s time to come out of the closet & onto the dance floor… Celebrity Guests, Best Dressed. Bondage Beds, Fantasy, Latex, Pornstars, Erotic Dancers, The Booty Bar, R Rated Very Raunchy Event!” Under that it read: “Hollywood A Lister & Star of Amercian Pie” Can you guess what’s wrong with the last sentence? Here’s a clue, it’s not the incorrect spelling of our southern neighbours. (I think her star status is closer to her cup size than the beginning of the alphabet).