Til death… when we still do not part

So it seems the word ‘part’ from the phrase “til death do you part” didn’t jive with Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne who apparently can’t live without one another and have supposedly made a suicide pact. "Whatever it was, where you know you're going to die, we would want to choose the time where we want to leave,” Sharon was quoted by BreakingNews.ie as saying. "I would go with my old man, and he would come with me.” Sounds sorta selfish, I wouldn’t want to be one of their three kids reading that report. But, it gets even weirder. “[Fortunately],” Sharon continued, “my husband is better than ever health-wise." Really? Ozzy? The drugged out rocker who can barely muster a mumble? He’s in better health? Now that’s scary!