Vince Vaughn’s whacked out pick-up lines

Vince Vaughn’s Wedding Crashers’ character laid on some thick pick-up lies to bag chicks, so what’s the offscreen guy done to score? “I don’t bullshit that much. But my friend and I would give each other lines that we had to say to girls. Like odd things,” he told the UK’s Sun. “At some point we would be talking to a girl and I would say, 'I apologize if I am squinting, but I was up all night painting miniature elves.' Then we’d see if they got freaked out by it.” Ummmm, okay…. “Or, I’d say to a girl, 'Sometimes when I am out like this, and there are a lot of people around, I feel kind of nervous. So I picture myself swimming with dolphins and I really feel a lot calmer.' We say it just to see if we can have the girl go, 'What the fuck are you talking about?' We get bored easily sometimes.” No kidding.