The Pitt Museum of Fine (Art? Body? Man? All of the above?)

Ever look at Brad Pitt and find yourself thinking you could spend all day staring at that fine sexy specimen? Was it ever since you first saw his shirtless in Thelma and Louise? Me too. Those glorious daydreams may one day become a reality. Hallelujah. Rumour has it his hometown is thinking of erecting a museum dedicated to him. Pitt’s pals, Don Cheadle and George Clooney, seem to support such a mission. “I would run tours. I would allow myself to be ensconced in wax. I would do whatever it takes to see that the Brad Pitt museum is a 100% success,” Cheadle told Extra. Clooney added: “I’d pay a good $4.50 to go to that museum."

Rupert rips into celebs

Rupert Everett want on a rant slamming celebs left right and centre. In the path of his tidal wave tongue-lashing were Robert De Niro, Robert Redford, Diane Keaton, Woody Allen and Al Pacino, who he said were "all just tragic parodies of themselves." Meow. He then went on to attack Pacino who he seems to think is now a forgazy (forget about it). "Al Pacino looks like a mad old freak now. I say give it a rest, or go and do some serious stuff," Everett was quoted by BreakingNews.ie as saying. George Clooney was the next victim: "Clooney thinks that, provided he does films, which are politically committed, he's allowed to do Ocean's 11, 12 and 13," he said. "But the Ocean's movies are a cancer to world culture. They're destroying us. He's not the brightest spark on the boulevard. He'll be President one day. Mark my words, if he's straight, he'll be President." What spurred this attack? Could it be jealousy? According to the movie info goldmine imdb (NB: if you ever have a movie related argument, it can prob be settled by looking it up on imdb.com) Everett hasn’t a single film in development, while Pacino has four coming up and Clooney has 14.

McDeprecating McDreamy

Patrick Dempsey needs to accept the fact that people think he’s hot and get over it already. He wasn’t nicknamed McDreamy on Grey’s Anatomy because he spends his time daydreaming: he’s hot (though not as hot as McSteamy)! However, even after being cast as a Prince Charming type in Enchanted, Dempsey still doesn’t seem to understand his sex symbol status. "I always find it funny when people say I am handsome or I am perceived in that way. It makes me wonder whom they are talking to, it's interesting,” Dempsey was quoted by BreakingNews.ie as saying. "There are a lot of men out there considered as handsome men: George Clooney is good looking; he is the classical handsome movie star. I am just average looking. But it's fun and it is certainly nice to have the attention. I was known for being geeky and awkward as a kid. This projection of being sexy or handsome is funny to me; I certainly don't see myself that way." But there’s a diff between Demps and Clooney: five years and the fact that, unlike Dempsey, Clooney’s more salt than pepper these days.

Renée’s rampant Clooney crush

Renée Zellweger can’t seem to say enough good things about her good buddy George Clooney. "George is so handsome,” the actress with the perpetual squint was quoted by Celebrity News Service as saying. “Even more so when he's playing football with a bunch of 30-year-olds and out-running them on the pitch!” Bet you liked watching him get all hot and sweaty, eh Renée. “He's not just gorgeous though, he's also my confidant. He tells me what he thinks, and I want to know because I have so much respect for him." Three words Zellweger: get over him!