Longoria’s not pregnant, she just packed on some pounds

Whether it be social etiquette or just plain manners, in the real world one wouldn’t normally ask a woman if she’s pregnant unless they know for sure. However, in the faux celebrity world, it’s apparently ok to make guesses willy nilly. Eva Longoria was the most recent victim of pregnancy rumours, but there's egg on those gossiper’s faces, as she’s not with child, she’s just gained weight (and I’m sure she’s glad you noticed and pointed it out). "No pregnancy, not yet," the Desperate Housewife said during an interview promoting her new flick, Over Her Dead Body, People magazine reported. "I've been cooking and eating, cooking and eating. I keep telling everyone that I've gained 10 pounds just being on strike."