George Michael autobiographicizing himself

George Michael is reportedly going to put down the joint and pick up a pen to scribble a tell-all autobiography. "George has promised HarperCollins a no-holds-barred biography, and it's certain to be just that," Michael's manager, Andy Stephens, was quoted as saying by the BBC. "People aren't stupid. They're beginning to notice that the truth is more interesting than the stories the press come up with." Hmmm, so you mean we’ll find out the real reason why he was found passed out in cars not once, but twice.