Wow, Winona, wow

Winona Ryder is one weird chick. As if shoplifting while you’re a rich actress wasn’t odd enough, now she’s screwing a ventriloquist’s dummy in her upcoming film, The Ten. "You know, it's not a script that I think a lot of agents would offer, and those are always the scripts that I always want. I tend to be drawn to things that some agents might try and dissuade me from doing,” the actress was quoted by the UK’s Sun as saying. No shit. What agent would want their client banging a Howdy Doody with a woody? But don’t think a movie with a woman taking a tumble between the sheets with a toothpick is without its morals. "The movie is obviously satirical and dirty, but it's not mean. It actually does teach the Ten Commandments... just in a very ridiculous, funny way," clarified Ryder. The Ten, which has been making the rounds on the festival circuit (hitting the Cleveland and Nantucket festivals along with Sundance and Cannes), doesn’t have a release date yet, but it does have a killer cast, which includes Jessica Alba, Adam Brody, Rob Corddry, Paul Rudd and Liev Schreiber.