Britney Spears attempting to act virginal?

Along the same laughable lines of rumours that Paris Hilton was offered the role of Mother Teresa, Britney Spears has supposedly been asked to portray the Virgin Mary. "I had to convince my partners because they were like, 'Oh, no. Britney?,'" French producer Philippe Rebboah told Us Weekly. "But I thought it was brilliant. It's a bit ironic that she would play the Virgin Mary, no?" Apparently the film will be a satirical story. The purported plotline that was revealed is as follows: a pregnant 19-year-old named Mary, who doesn’t know who knocked her up, goes into labour on Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, Maryland, while rumours run rampant that her babe may be Jesus’ second coming. I’ve seen the Toxic singer’s film Crossroads and if that was any example, she def doesn’t have enough acting ability to pull off playing a virgin.