McConaughey’s unsmooth dance moves

Don’t let the smooth Southern drawl fool you into thinking this cowboy’s got smooth moves stashed in his dancing boots (though I’m sure he’s good at knocking boots, mind you). Apparently Matthew McConaughey ain’t got no game when it comes to bustin’ a move on the dance floor. A witness to the tragedy that is McConaughey’s lack of dancing ability, recounted the crime scene to OK! magazine: "You know how it's really embarrassing when your dad dances like an idiot at your wedding? Well Matthew's dance moves make your dad's dancing look like Justin Timberlake!," The witness went on to reveal that the actor was doing a "slo-mo tango-waltz-flamenco" but looked "a lot like an angry chimp leaping with his arms in the air."